I don't want to smell like Tim McGraw, but goddammit, he makes it all look so appealing. Look at the crisp, amber-colored tincture within that glass container, so square and masculine like a manufactured cowboy's chin. I can smell it now: an alluring mix of sawdust, lame lyrics and testicle sweat.
The product's tag line says 'You know the sound, now discover the scent.' A more apt fragrance for Mr. McGraw would be PAM cooking spray cut liberally with Deet.
Other celebrities whose aromas I don't care to adopt:
Rush Limbaugh
David Lee Roth
Yogi Berra
Marty Feldman (deceased)
Barnaby Jones (although the 'burns are pretty righteous.)
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