Stats

Volume of emails received today: 53
Percentage of said emails pertaining to leaving/returning from lunch/breaks: 86
Number of appointments held: 1
Number of arrests on record for said appointment: 15
Number of convictions: 0!
Amount of time in minutes staring out window towards patio (eight hour day): 20
Percentage of smokers as overall students represented on patio: 70
Number of times this week I've heard the term 'FYI': Eleven
Highest number of B12 vitamins taken in one day: Four
Reaction to said vitamin consumption: slight to moderate tingling (pleasant!)
Committees named to since starting work: One
Team names to which I have been assigned: Team Thriller, Team Top Gun, Team Sonny and Cher.
Number of coffee mugs sitting in desk drawer: 5
Number washed: 3
Number washed thoroughly: 0