Friday, March 19, 2010

Limp opening lines to novels


1. Another day without toenail fungus was a good one indeed, thought Steve.
2. The book you are about to read is extremely dull.
3. The day after the rain finally stopped, we realized we would have to re-sod the yard.
4. 'Whatever is this delicious drink? asked Clovis,' eyeing his tepid glass of tap-water.
5. The car hit 55mph, he eased up a little, and set the cruise for 54mph. He was going to Beloit, and he was ready.
6. After Edith, the sixth and final snail died of natural causes, father admitted that with costs saved on terrarium heat lamps, he would be willing to pay for my GED.
7. Feeling somber, we scanned the AM dial and talked of antioxidants.
8. Rick changed his font from Helvetica to Times New Roman, sat back and relaxed. It had taken him nearly an hour, but his task completed, he sipped his coffee and resubmitted his resume to human resources.

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