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Hey, sports fans!
The Rebicycler is back, and better than ever. Seriously, I've had scores of my underlings laboring day and night for the past few months to improve the quality and quantity of the postings. Actually, they were terrible workers, tried to unionize, and I fired them all. They egged my apartment in retaliation, but some of them were kind enough to toss toast, too, so I let them off the hook.

ANYWAY: Much has happened since last I posted anything. I'm dating someone truly special. Like every other girlfriend I've had, her name is Sara. Note that she's Sara without the 'H'. This distinction is key, my friends. She's fairly docile and even-tempered, but you don't mess with the 'H'.

I've been writing music reviews for a website called Treble. You must read it, it's a tour de force of a must-read. Must. www.treblezine.com

I haven't smoked a cigarette for three months, and don't really feel any better. In fact, I sometimes feel worse. The thing about nicotine patches, is that they itch, and if applied before bedtime gave me some seriously odd, and very vivid dreams. The gum was far less effective, but it whitened my teeth, so it wasn't all bad.

That's all, for now. Stay tuned.