Your band's name is (pick one):
Taste of Mice
Britney Claypool and the Small Accountants
A Box of Poodles
Two Pancakes and a Goat
Order Of The Unholy String Cheese
The Magic Fish Fondlers
froggarden
A Tower of Badgers
Viscous Leaf
Magic Chain
The Young War Experience
Ziggy Manlove and the Messiest Cavaliers
Order Of The Native Chaos
The Fabulous Fulcrum Adventure
The Oyster Posse
The Wookiee Symphony
Five Vicious Horses
motorman
Dudley Johnson and the Turgid Plumbers
Leather Woman
2 comments:
Dear Sir,
I find your use of the word "turgid" profoundly offensive and wish to unsubscribe from your newletter.
I never!
Cordelia Q. Pennyfarthing
Ms. Pennyfarthing,
While we're sorry to see you disgruntled, may we offer to have your subscription of one freshly-baked mincemeat pie refunded in the form of a rather messy, but delicious cashier's check?
We also offer these two synonyms of the offending word, 'orotund' and 'tumid', gratis.
Yours sarcastically,
Francis 'Red' Blitherblather-
Night Janitor and Insomniac
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