Lately I've been bullish on the Burger King veggie alternative, having gone vegetarian six years ago. I cheated, when I travelled to the Czech Republic, where vegetables are the merest afterthought for any meal. I think their desserts even consist of meat-based ice-cream. I can't prove this.
So, I'm the laziest kind of vegetarian. I don't stir-fry, or even own a wok. I don't even own a frying pan, and have been cooking frozen french-fries in a sauce-pan. Yo, ho, ho; it's the bachelors life for me! Thankfully, the bogus meat industry has anticipated my dietary slothfulness very well, and the numerous alternatives produced taste satisfyingly like broiled fingernails.
So, I'm the laziest kind of vegetarian. I don't stir-fry, or even own a wok. I don't even own a frying pan, and have been cooking frozen french-fries in a sauce-pan. Yo, ho, ho; it's the bachelors life for me! Thankfully, the bogus meat industry has anticipated my dietary slothfulness very well, and the numerous alternatives produced taste satisfyingly like broiled fingernails.
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