Thursday, October 22, 2009

Don't I know you?

People to whom I have have been compared:


Ron Livinston: Soooo, George, uh, I'm going to need you to...
I guess I can see this one, but my hair has never looked quite so lame. It was the late 90s, after all. Gotta go, I've got a meeting with 'The Bobs.'

Jeff Dunham: Jeff's hair is thinning, but he's still remarkably good-looking; or, put another way: What? I kill you!


Johnny Knoxville: I've gotten this one the most, especially when I'm sporting my aviator sunglasses.



John Cusack: Flattering, really. Cusack seems to sip deeply from the fountain of youth, and I hope I can look half as good at his age. Makeup artists help, I'm sure.


Bea Arthur: Never happened.

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