Saturday, October 17, 2009

Only 29.99 per month!


Trawling for dates on Match.com is easily the single most depressing thing short of walking through the children's toy aisle at the Midway Goodwill. The profiles all, without fail, say the same thing: I like to laugh and have fun.
Really? That's a shame, since my two favorite past-times are scowling and rape.

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