I can't begin to tell you how unlike my childhood this is. Is the 70s porn-star dad rocking out to Fool For the City, or is he getting electrocuted by Atari's shoddy wiring while his spoiled offspring remain transfixed by 8-bit graphics? Something tells me that 'stache man is on a 'slow ride' to losing his kids to child-services, after he gets busted buying blow from the guy who works at Tape Barn. Exclusively.